January 2012
December 2011
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
oneeightytvvo:
how can someone not like dave grohl.
i dont know.
he’s perfect.
Perfect
P E R F E C T
I feel like legitimately upset that I can’t be his wife. Oh god.. -___-
Dave Grohl is the answer for everything.
Question: Where is the food?
Answer: Dave Grohl.
Question: What's up?
Answer: Dave Grohl.
Question: Where are my pants?
Answer: Dave Grohl.
Question: What is life?
Answer: Dave Grohl.
i sat down to a very real, completely not made up inteview with dave grohl tonight.
me: hi dave,-
dave: we made the record IN A GARAGE.
me: i know. so how does-
dave: on ANALOG TAPE.
me: ohhhkayyy but-
dave: I grew up in Virginia, just outside DC.
me:
dave: IN A GARAGE.
me:
dave: PUNK ROCK.
me:
dave: BUTCH VIG.
me: so-
dave: NOBODY THINKS THAT A RECORD COULD BE MADE ANYMORE WITHOUT COMPUTERS.
me: alright, shh, shh, let's just have sex now.
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